Stand on pins, sometimes they go in really deep and you have to pull them out while trying not to cry…glamourous.
Bore their friends and family by talking about sewing. That glazed eye look that comes over people who don’t sew, as soon as you get into your full sewing-chat flow.
Become instant friends with anyone who sews bypassing all social norms about getting to know people, and going straight to getting excited about each others WIPs (see point 9.)
Cry with frustration over a dud garment or sewing mistake.
Spend all their money on fabric and patterns some of which you will probably never get around to using, but will just enjoy looking at.
Make a mess. Some days (most days) your sewing room will look like a bomb has gone off in a lint bin.
Become obsessed with Instagram. Partner: For gods sake go to sleep what are you doing on your phone? You: yeh yeh I’m finished *turns down screen brightness and continues to scroll surreptitiously under the covers* (those bloggers new makes aren’t going to like themselves).
See flaws in their handmade garments that no one else can and point them all out to anyone who compliments you on a handmade garment you are wearing.
Speak in sewing jargon that only dedicated sewing blog readers will understand. For example: WIP (work in progress), UFO (unfinished object), not to mention all the pattern names we all know and love.
Become bored of shopping for clothes and you will not believe that something finally brought your shopping habit to a halt. Although you’ve probably just substituted clothes shopping for fabric shopping, but sshh lets feel smug for a little while longer.